When we unpack a new product it often comes with some very obvious guidelines within it’s packaging, and we have some very questionable product warnings thrust upon us. We’ve done our research and found some of the most ridiculous product warnings that will hopefully brighten up your day.
On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestions: Defrost.
On a Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for an iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Children’s Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
On a chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp.
On shin pads for cyclists: Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
On a take away coffee cup: Caution: Hot beverages are hot.
Emergency safety procedures at a summer camp: In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.
In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets.
On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
In a kettle instruction manual: The appliance is switched on by setting the ‘ON/OFF’ button to the ‘ON’ position.
On a bottle of rum: Open bottle before drinking.
On a can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only.
On a bottle of baby lotion: Keep away from children.
On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle: Some assembly required.
On a can of pepper spray used for self-defense: May irritate eyes.
Directions for mosquito repellant: Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.
On a toilet cleaning brush: Do not use orally.
On a can of Spray paint: Do not spray in your face.
On a TV remote: Not Dishwasher safe.
On a blowtorch: Not used for drying hair.
On a bottle of hair dye: Do not use as Ice Cream topping.
On a push along lawn mower: Not to be used as a hedge trimmer.
On a box of fireworks: Do not put in mouth.
On the packaging for a wristwatch: Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
In a dishwasher manual: Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.
On a toaster: Do not use underwater.
On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.
Have you ever seen any questionable product warnings? Let us know!